Paula Deen Diet from 'The Big Gay Sketch Show' [video]
From Logo's The Big Gay Sketch Show comes The Paula Deen Diet, featuring such treasures as:
"Caramel fudge pork pancakes with pretzel pudding"
"A ham and icing sandwich between two pieces of slighty large ham"
"Sausage, egg and cheese, and flan muffins McMuffin"