Things I Snobbily Find Annoying About This Chocolate Store
I don't know if I can handle this chocolate store:
1. The word "bespoke" is almost as horribly and frequently misappropriated as "couture." I highly doubt each of these chocolates will be made to my exact personal specifications.
2. How many twee little desserty places does one island need, anyway?
3. Union Square Cafe pedigree be damned, Rachel Zoe Insler's first two names are "Rachel Zoe."
I'm willing to revise judgment upon a complimentary box of the salted-caramel pretzel-encrusted truffles arriving on my doorstep, however.