Whole Foods' Take on the Chicago Dog [video]
Whole Foods has made a video to teach us all how to make a perfect Chicago-style hot dog. The rules of the Chicago dog are as strictly regimented as Italian DOC pizza regulations, and yet in this video the good folks at Whole Foods sub in banana peppers for the non-negotiable sport peppers. Why? Because "there's not an all-natural version of it, and we prefer to keep this all-natural."
Excuse us while we fake-cough "fuck that" into our closed fist.
A somewhat mitigating factor is the number of times the host says "ever" between the phrases "Do not" and "ask for ketchup" (5). Somewhat.