Shaquille O'Neal, Twittering

For the last several months, an impostor was twittering as Shaquille O’Neal, so O'Neal did what any sensible, 7-foot-1, muscle-bound basketball star would do. He put his cyber foot down and started twittering himself as THE_REAL_SHAQ, the New York Times reports.

Pushing out updates at a rapid-fire clip from his phone, almost once an hour, often blowing right past the 140 character limit, Shaq's tweets are boastful, a little demented, and oddly poetic. And a lot of them are about food.

He asks his followers for advice about lunch:

I need help subway or schlotsskys for lunch, big game tonite

And then reports back:

Subway it is turkey n cheese um um um lol

He's got short-form restaurant reviews:

Im at a italian restaraunt, the fettucini was fabuloso

Live dining status:

Im at dinner wit the wifey deluxe burger in phoenix, um um um

And even updates on his diet and the temptations he faces every day:

ABOUT TO EAT DINNER, I PASSED UP 20 MCDONALDS TODAY. I COULDNT DO IT I'M ON A DIET,BUT MCDONALDS FRIES R THE BEST UM UM UM

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