My Little Pony's Milkshake Brings All the Mustangs to the Yard
The actual product description for the My Little Pony Ponyville Ice Cream Shake Diner Playset, with no embellishment whatsoever:
My Little Pony Ponyville Ice Cream Shake Diner Playset Description:
* Scootaloo's milkshake brings all the mustangs to the yard
* And they're like, it's better than yours
* Damn right, it's better than yours
* She could teach you but she'd have to charge
If you have a milkshake, and Scootaloo has a milkshake, and she has a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And her straw reaches across the room, and starts to drink your milkshake...
Even though she has no opposable thumbs, Scootaloo is ready to cook up a tasty treat! (And drink your milkshake.) This hoofed Julia Child whips up delicious pizza, milkshakes, and other goodies for all her pony pals. You can even style Scootaloo's purple hair and drive her around in a small car! It's tons of pony fun for ages 3 and up.