Saturday Night Live: Cookies Digital Short [video]
In this Digital Short from Saturday Night Live with host Hugh Laurie, even though there's some bad news at the meeting, Fred Armisen's character can't get enough of the cookies:
"Don't tell my trainer, he's gonna kill me... a little cookie secret."
"But someone should arrest this cookie company — for cookie-cide."
"I wish I could stop, we should put one of the security guards on cookie patrol."
"I'm bad. You're gonna have to take me to cookie court. 'Guilty as charged your honor.' Cookie crimes."
But it turns out they're prototype Dulcolax Stool Softeners.