Bernie Madoff's Take-Out Woes
Bernie Madoff can't catch a break! Even his local restaurants know about his $50 billion swindle — and refuse to take his credit cards. Cindy Adams writes in the New York Post:
Bernie the Bum Madoff, while under house arrest last week, called for take-out one night. The Italian restaurant's maitre d'. who took the call told friends he said to Bernie the Bum: "No credit card. You'll have to pay upfront. Cash." The restaurant will not confirm the transaction.