Stains, the Poor Dog That Wants Cupcakes, Stares [video]
The Soup featured a clip from the reality show It's Me or The Dog where a cruel trainer tries to tempt a poor dog with cupcakes. But the training was effective! All the dog can do is stare. Says Joel McHale:
Realizing resistance was futile, Stains went to his special place visualizing a world where dogs were free to eat cupcakes, and where savagely mauling crazy bitches with pony tails would make him a hero instead of an outcast — emasculated and defeated on a shitty cable show.