Prairie Vodka, Greener Than Thou
This is a bottle of Prairie Vodka:
It's certified organic and kosher, distilled from corn gathered from a Minnesota farming co-op, and "packaged in a recyclable glass bottle, packed in a kraft cardboard box made from sustainable forest wood pulp, and uses organic inks on the labels." As if that's not enough, they even put the corn cobs and other processing leftovers to work, converting them to bio-gas energy on-site.
Up until now, I've used vodka as a tool to feel better about myself, not worse. Thanks, guys.