Takeru Kobayashi Reports Jaw Issues, Writes Poetry
Competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi, in a recent blog post, informed the public that he's having jaw issues. Google's translation capabilities aren't that hot, but sometimes what comes out is unintended poetry:
In deciding to eat is not prepared to break the jaw
And there was a conflict while eating.
I do believe that can be! And so it is
The embarrassing truth is conflict.