The Colbert Report on the Nationwide Chicken Wing Shortage [video]

Clockwise, from top left: the celery hunters, the blue cheese miners, the Hidden Valley ranchers, Hooters waitresses.

Last night's The Colbert Report spent a whopping four-plus minutes covering the nationwide chicken wing shortage, or what Stephen Colbert called "Countdown to Atomic Disaster, the Wing-Ageddon." Calling it a conspiracy, he fears it'll have repercussions across the entire "wing-based economy": the blue cheese miners, the celery hunters, the Hidden Valley ranchers, even the Hooters waitresses.

Says Colbert: "Watching the Super Bowl without a plate of chicken wings... is like making love... without a plate of chicken wings."

The Colbert Report on the Nationwide Chicken Wing Shortage

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