Shut Up, Restaurant Girl
Landing Tina Fey for her book that will sell, generously, seven copies? Danyelle Freeman has completely dislocated herself from reality.
We couldn't come to a consensus as to whether or not she's fucking with us with the blatant misspelling on her Twitter bio: "You're guide too the perfect dish." That can't be real, right?
Update: We were punked. It was fake. Funny. But fake.