Stephen Colbert Asks: Should We Bail Out Sbarro? [video]
In this video from last night's The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert ponders whether or not it makes sense to bail out the pizza chain Sbarro, since it was recently flagged as a company on the brink:
Everyone knows the finest cheese is aged, and no cheese slice sits out longer than the ones in Sbarro. So should we bail out Sbarro? Well they do employ almost 6,000 people in 45 states. Plus, Sbarro is a mall staple. If they go under, who's next? Spencer Gifts?
He relies on the advice of a big red button, since it's "the only thing that gives me confidence."