Last night's Hell's Kitchen had the contestants compete in a scallop shucking contest. Gordon Ramsay, upon realizing that none of them had ever shucked one before, exclaims, "Un-shucking-believable." Yes, he went there.
Bonus quote from one of the contestants: "This is gross. If the people on earth that ate scallops, saw the scallop like that, they wouldn't eat them."