Bacon Explosion Book Inexplicably to Be Devoid of Bacon Explosion
The upcoming book by the guys who invented the Bacon Explosion will, as it happens, not include the recipe for said monstrosity, The Pitch reports.
You'd think a six-figure book deal would help them play fast and loose with the content, but noooo, they have principles: "Everybody knows that one. We want to share our own unique recipes... we're still putting them together and deciding what to do." The book's not due until at least Spring 2010, which means it isn't remotely close to being written. So there's always a chance they'll change their minds.