Beard Foundation's Lunch Puts Yours to Shame
Times are tough, but not for the Beard Foundation's workers! We know they're always having amazing meals there, but now they're mocking everyone on Twitter, making people feel bad about the sad lunch they just ate:
is that kobe beef i'm smelling wafting up the staircase or American Wagyu Short Ribs?
We're sure they're such astute gastronomes that they could smell the difference between Kobe and American Wagyu. Please please please let this be case of twidentity theft a la Restaurant Girl. Like Pete Wells twittered, "Sometimes the fake is more fun than the original."