Fake Steve Buscemi Dines at Masa, Orders Tempura Penguin
The Steve Buscemi twimpostor recently twittered: "wonders why we eat certain animals, and others we don't. Like giraffes, penguins, and beavers." So of course he's off to Masa, the famed sushi restaurant you can't afford ($300 for the chef's omakase lunch or dinner). He twitters:
eating sushi dinner at Masa. Never been. Damn hungry. Going to ask if they serve tempura penguin. Will let you know the response...
He gets laughed at: "server laughed at tempura penguin request. Said maybe in some countries, but not the US. Ordered Lobster Sabu Sabu and Turo Rolls instead."