PETA Wants to Make George Clooney-Flavored Tofu (CloFu)
Those criminal masterminds of vegetarianism, PETA, have struck again. The animal rights group has somehow acquired a George Clooney-soaked gym towel and intend to synthesize the sweat to flavor tofu, or, um, CloFu, as they are delightfully calling it, reports EOnline.
Apparently personal privacy doesn't enter into animal rights, and it should be noted that Clooney responded,"As a mammal, I'm offended." We. as eaters, are grossed out.