Schrambling on Kids Cooking
Our Lady of the Grouch, Regina Schrambling, has had it with you kids who cook. You are not adorable, you are going to die in the kitchen, you are bad at math, and you probably can't even taste salt yet.
Schrambling takes on the suddenly prevalent world of child-helmed food media, calling it "the celebration of celebrity and novelty over authenticity and seriousness." We know we were a little shocked when the authors of kids-cooking blog Spatulatta, aged 8 and 10, won a Beard award 2 years ago.
At least most kids are too young to be allowed to cook bacon, because that is a level of irritation that will not be borne.