Kate Moss is Writing a Cookbook [WTF]
Oh, sure. Best known for her super-skinny frame and gluttonous consumption of drugs, British supermodel Kate Moss is an obvious choice to write a cookbook.
At least, so claims (unreliable, scandalmongering) UK tabloid The Mirror, who say that the headline-grabbing model (favorite food: sushi) was reportedly inspired to start writing her collection of recipes by an as yet unpublished cookbook of Jewish recipes put together by her friend Stasha Palos, the stepdaughter of TopShop head Sir Philip Green. We don't entirely see the line from hearty yiddishkeit classics like potato latkes to, oh gosh, lemon squares dusted with confectioner's sugar and cocaine, but we're sure it all makes sense in Moss's head. [via]