- Above, illustration by Marc Johns for a super-short Wired article on beer.
- Chicago Gluttons on McDonald's New Angus Deluxe: "[I]t’s a 750 calorie hubcap of death. A socially acceptable form of suicide and reason #42 why Al Qaeda hates us... It will kill you. It will kill us all. You have got to try it."
- Food Network Humor has video of an unconvincing transvestite on Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee.
- Gordon Ramsay got Botox injections because Simon Cowell shamed him into it.