This Ain't Hell's Kitchen XXX: Hustler's Parody of Hell's Kitchen [yes, for real]

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This Ain't Hell's Kitchen XXX is a porn parody by Hustler based on the Gordon Ramsay cooking show (check out the the box art: The NSFW front and NSFW back even quote Gordon Ramsay's line "Oh f*ck me"). It's a recent entry in Hustler's "This Ain't" series, which has previously smuttified Happy Days, Star Trek, The Munsters, Gilligan's Island, and Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

In this case, actor Marcus London, perfectly-cast since he's British*, plays chef "Jordan Ramsem," donning a blond wig and dropping now-classic Ramsay catchphrases like "Donkey!" and "Move your ass!" In the loose semblance of a narrative, the "contestants" do unmentionable things to and with "Jordan Ramsem" (and at other times unmentionable things to each other and a restaurant critic) in order to convince him to allow them to move on to the next round.

Hustler could have selected from any number of reality shows to parody — but by going with Hell's Kitchen's, it suggests a recognition of the show's significance in pop culture, and certainly makes a statement about Gordon Ramsay's celebrity and notoriety as an esteemed alpha male.

For the curious, here's a safe-for-work (with strong language) excerpt of the poorly-acted opener:

SFW Opener to This Ain't Hell's Kitchen XXX

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* Yes we know Ramsay is Scottish

Further "Reading"

—Raphael Brion

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  1. Ghastly. Just because it's remotely connected to food doesn't mean you have to give it the dignity of a mention.

  2. Emily

    Is this the climax of Gordon Ramsay's celebrity?

  3. maxpickle

    hah.I bet the restaurant used to shoot this hopes they aren't recognized.That must have been an odd craigslist ad.It looks like the person in charge of buying pink kitchen accessories took their job very seriously.

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