Stephen Colbert Freaks Out Over Sugar Shortage [video]
Last night on The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert completely lost it after learning that there's a sugar shortage in the US (we won't ruin it for you).
Says Colbert: "I knew we never should have baked the world's largest cupcake. We flew too close to the sun... Can you imagine an America with no sugar? Juice would contain nothing but 10% juice. And we'd all be eating uncaramelized apples." Later, Marion Nestle shows up to explain that it's all a manufactured crisis.