The Vegan Double Down Sandwich [crimes against food]
The vegans are jealous of KFC's Double Down Sandwich, the decidedly not vegan-friendly sandwich composed of pepper jack cheese, Swiss cheese, and bacon using two Original Recipe Filets instead of buns. They can't get in on the fun.
So of course some enterprising soul went ahead and made a vegan facsimile using chikn nuggets, tofu "bacon," and vegan "cheese." Readers on the Post Punk Kitchen forums were so impressed that marriage was proposed (twice!) and sexual favors were offered.