Stephen Colbert Parodies Hipster Miracle Whip Commercials [video]

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Stephen Colbert has a problem with those commercials with hipsters for Miracle Whip:

Don't be so mayo? As Americans, we hold mayo near and dear to our hearts, because that's where it tends to clot. This smear campaign has miracle whipped me into a frenzy. Well I've had it with these mayo nay-sayers. Tonight I'm going to prove once and for all that mayo is the illest condiment in the hiz-ouse. Let's pop open a jar of miracle whip-ass.

Colbert aired his own commercial for mayonnaise that's a bit more"realistic" in which the hipsters Twitter, do bong hits out of refashioned mayonnaise jars, and do upside-down keg stands of mayo: "When life give you mayo, make mayo-hem."

Update 11/12/09: Miracle Whip plans to strike back by buying commercial air time during The Colbert Report.

Update 11/13/09: Here are the commercials Miracle Whip aired during The Colbert Report.

Video: Colbert's Hipster Mayonnaise Commercial

Update 11/12/09: Miracle Whip plans to strike back by buying commercial air time during The Colbert Report.

Update 11/13/09: Here are the commercials Miracle Whip aired during The Colbert Report.

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  1. TNT

    I was making fun of this commercial for months. Glad that finally somebody noticed.

  2. Double U

    Yes TNT you alone were leading the charge on this whole thing. Colbert (and the rest of us) owe you personally a debt of gratitude. Give me a break. You loved the commercial and now that Colbert has parodied it, now you choose to stand up and belittle Miracle Whip. Where were you 3 months ago when we needed you?

  3. TSoM

    Colbert's writers read Hipster Runoff apparently.

  4. Nick Kocher was in that video!

    BriTANick FTW!

  5. Gordon

    I am elated that we are one day closer to bringing these ad execs to justice.

  6. Zac

    Are u kidding me? its SANDWICH SPREAD! who gives a shit?!? Miracle whip needs to get the hell over it.

  7. Chase

    Ohh thank god someone stood up to these miracle shit guys. their product is complete and utter crap, last time I went home and saw it in my mom's frig, I took it and throw it againist the wall. There's only one correct way to go and that's with Hellman's REAL Maynaise. Anyhting else is just crap.

  8. Evan

    I love Miracle Whip! But, yeah, that commercial is stupid as hell.

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