Mmmvelopes: Bacon-Flavored Envelopes from the Makers of Bacon Salt and Baconnaise

November 12, 2009, 8:00 am 2 Comments

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J&D's, the makers of Bacon Salt and Baconnaise, isn't kidding when they say everything should taste like bacon: They just announced Mmmvelopes, bacon-flavored envelopes. $6.99 for 25 bacon-flavored #10 envelopes, $14.99 for 3 packs of 25. Proclaiming it as a radical change in 4,000 year-old envelope-flavor technology, they write: "No longer will envelopes taste like the underside of your car. You can enjoy the taste of delicious bacon instead." And since it's not real bacon, it doesn't even need to be refrigerated. And vegan too!

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Also, via The Bacon Salt Blog, they're introducing BaconPOP, bacon-flavored microwave popcorn, and Bacon Ranch Dressing & Dip Mix. In the future everything, inevitably, will be flavored like bacon.

Earlier on Eat Me Daily

Tags: Bacon, bacon envelopes, bacon popcorn, envelopes, J&D's, Mmmvelopes, popcorn, ranch dressing

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Tony

This is totally bizarre, and of course horribly impractical.

I can just see the court case where the mailman is accused of not delivering the mail - all because the envelopes tasted of bacon, and he ate more mail than he delivered.

November 20, 2009, 6:34 am Reply
Josh

no, the part you lick tastes like bacon. and i dont understand how that's impractical, a lot of people complain about the taste of standard envelopes. i mail in my rent and thats my only envelope of the month, if i had a need for more i'd definitely be a customer.

December 12, 2009, 12:45 pm Reply