Kim Kardashian in Improbable Salad Porn, Courtesy of Carl's Jr. [video]

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Burger porn is too easy. Been there, done that. So very 2009. Leave it to Carl's Jr. to hyper-sexualize... a salad. With the help of Kim Kardashian writhing around, barely clothed, on a bed and, not clothed at all, in a bubble bath, eating various ostensibly healthful ingredients. (Specifically: an apple slice dipped in a raspberry vinaigrette fortified with high fructose corn syrup.) What's next, a reality star getting dirty with an apple pie? Insert salad-tossing joke here.

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—Raphael Brion

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  1. Maggie

    You forgot to mention the oh-so-subtle Diet Coke product placement. Can't forget to have delicious Aspartame with my HFCS dip!

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