Shirt Pocket Sausage on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Frank Reynolds (Danny DeVito) has a genius strategy to satisfy his sausage cravings without getting his fingers greasy: He keeps a few links in his shirt pocket: "But I don't touch the sausage links. Why should I do that when I can let my shirt do the work?" he says as he chomps down. "Watch."
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