The Freedom Tray: Only in America


America! Land of fast food! Land of invention! The Freedom Tray, according to their website, is a "revolutionary food and beverage tray." (Really it's just a plastic tray with retractable legs that lets you carry tons of food to and fro.) So other than having a flag-like logo printed on it, what does it have to do with freedom? Does it offer protection from evil-doers? A slot for Going Rogue? Not exactly. From the FAQ:

Is this a patriotic tray?
The Freedom Tray is a tribute to the world class manufacturing and dedication of the hard working people of this country. We are proud that the Freedom Tray is completely made and manufactured in the USA with US-made materials. Also, as the name implies, the tray provides you the freedom to live an organized, spill-free and uncluttered life without changing your day-to-day routine.

The Freedom Tray, alone or paired with the steering wheel dining table and a Beltzbib, will offer the ultimate freedom to eat wherever we damn well want. Here's video from their infomercial:

Video: The Freedom Tray

[via Wonkette]

—Raphael Brion

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