Lady Gaga's Telephone Video: Let's Make a Sandwich


As promised, Lady Gaga's new video is full of culinary surprises: Wonder Bread, Miracle Whip, and murder. Gaga, imprisoned in the most fashionable jail we've ever seen, is sprung by Beyonce only to make haste to a diner where they poison Tyrese and all the diner's patrons. Gaga's "Cook'n'Kill" recipe calls for rat poison, meta-cyanide, Fex-M3, and tiberium, but at least it also wishes you good luck.

As a lady once said, "Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger." We can't argue with that. Video below.


Lady Gaga's Telephone Video

—Paula Forbes

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  1. Soleil

    I unironically love this video so much.

  2. Danny

    I would vote for Lady Gaga.

  3. pluie

    Me too. More to the point, irony could never stand up to that. My brain exploded.

  4. Personally I think lady gaga uses way to much make up. She would be great even without any make up. But everybody has his own style.

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