Sarah DiGregorio warned us it was going to happen, and here it is: Village Voice food expert Robert Sietsema dropped his first blog post, I, Locavore -- Part One, about his going locavoric:
I set out to see what local products are still available in regular supermarkets, ignoring such other considerations as organic status and humane [...]
After devoting the first 3/4 of the column to an incomprehensibly weird allegory about a serial killer stalking the public parks of a small town, Epi-Log's Michael Y. Park gets to the point: it's a post about possible government restrictions on salt consumption.
What. The. Fuck.