Burger porn is too easy. Been there, done that. So very 2009. Leave it to Carl's Jr. to hyper-sexualize... a salad. With the help of Kim Kardashian writhing around, barely clothed, on a bed and, not clothed at all, in a bubble bath, eating various ostensibly healthful ingredients. (Specifically: an apple slice dipped in a [...]
Here's a casting call on Craigslist for "Hot Chicks Eating Burgers," where ladies 18-30 can submit a video of themselves in their very own burger porn commercial, a la Audrina Patridge.
Fame and glory await, or maybe just a "chance to appear in an upcoming Carl's Jr. or Hardee's marketing campaign, a $1,000 cash prize [...]
Here are a couple of the Carl's Jr burger porn commercials with PETA endorser Audrina Patridge for their "healthier" Teriyaki Burger with grilled pineapple.
The first is short: "To look this good in a bikini, I gotta eat a lot of fruit. Especially when it's on a big, juicy burger."
The second: "To look this good [...]
What got us about Audrina Patridge's television commercial for the West Coast chain Carl's Jr. isn't that she seductively consumes a fast food sandwich in a manner so sordid that Gawker dubbed the genre "slutburger commercials" (stars of similar campaigns have included Paris Hilton and Padma Lakshmi).
No, it's that Patridge not so long ago made [...]
Time for breakfast! Eggs, bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns, and a generous ladle of sausage gravy, all wrapped in a warm flour tortilla. 770 calories! Only $2.69! Bacon! [via]