Midtown Lunch reports on free ice cream being handed out at Dylan's Candy Bar today from noon until two.
It's a publicity stunt for their redesigned space, and while I got pretty worked up when Dylan's launched bath and body products, this stunt just fills me with sort of a vague sadness.
It's every jejune post-Sex [...]
Hey look, here's something newsworthy! Dylan's Candy Bar is releasing candy-flavored bath products!
Oh wait. This is completely not newsworthy at all.
Dylan Lauren does to candy what her dad did to collared knit shirts: slap on a label, mark it up 400%, and watch all the Lawn Guylanders lose their shit for it. This woman [...]