Gael Greene has a new toy: a kitchen towel embroidered with the name of her most famous sexual conquest, in hilarious food-pun form: "Elvis Parsley."
Gael Greene twitters: "Grub Street asks who'll play Elvis in Insatiable TV series. Remember, he was skinny, 22 and petulant."
Jonathan Rhys Meyers would be the perfect candidate — hell he's already played Elvis Presley before in the movie, Elvis.
Maybe we can just put Rumer Willis in a pompadour wig?