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Clockwise, from top left: Gael Greene, Kanye West, Donald Trump, Groucho Marx, Adam West-era Batman, and the Unabomber.

—Raphael Brion

The Kanye West / fish stick saga is starting to reach truly epic proportions: Kanye West was served fish sticks the other day while dining at the Cheesecake Factory.

A little backstory: last week's South Park had this whole storyline about a joke that united the nation: "Do you like fish sticks? Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth? What are you, a gay fish?" Taking the gag further, they parodied Kanye West as the self-professed "most talented musician in the world," who doesn't get the joke.

Fake Kanye tries desperately to figure it out, while denying claims via press conference that he is in fact, neither gay nor a fish: "Because I am a genius I have ascertained that fish have gills." Fake-West becomes some sort of a rallying point for gays, with fans even showing up to his concerts dressed in gay fish costumes. The episode ends with a brilliant autotune music video as a celebration of his true gay fish nature. See videos after the jump.

The real-life Kanye West first responded on his blog last week, all in caps:

Kanye's response, and video clips »