We've been following L.A. Magazine's Mary Melton as she subjects herself — voluntarily! — to a one-week cleanse outlined in Gwyneth Paltrow's incredibly stupid e-mail newsletter, GOOP.
A few days short of the goal — but after a solid attempt at a miso, raw-food, steamed-salmon lifestyle — Mary is finally done.
I thought about the Gwyneth [...]
L.A. Magazine's Mary Melton is on day two of Gwyneth Paltrow's detox regimen, and is finding out that it's a lot of work and a strain on her marriage:
Last night, with only one solid meal all day, I was famished—a bit weak in the knees and nowhere on my face was to be found even [...]
Gwyneth Paltrow's ridiculous new posture as a lifestyle guru is mockable enough from a distance, but one intrepid blogger has decided to live it. L.A. Magazine's Mary Melton has resolved to follow The Gwynster's "detox" regimen, all seven highly-detailed days of it:
Since rising at 7 a.m., I’ve subsided solely on a glass of lemon water, [...]