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What kind of wedding present do you get for the couple who has everything (or whose wedding you forgot about)? You can do what poet Jennifer L. Knox did and give them a copy of Mark Bittman's How To Cook Everything (buy it) with Bittman's name scratched out and your own [...]
Competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi, in a recent blog post, informed the public that he's having jaw issues. Google's translation capabilities aren't that hot, but sometimes what comes out is unintended poetry:
In deciding to eat is not prepared to break the jaw
And there was a conflict while eating.
My pick for winner of Jay Tierney's challenge to update Ogden Nash's famous poem, in light of the news that "you’re more likely to think warmly of someone else if you’re holding something warm in your hand like a mug of coffee or tea."
No less so.