Stephen Colbert helped us figure out many things last night: what flavors are not included in the Pringles recall, what flavors are included in the Pringles recall, and why the hell anyone thought Taco Night was a good idea in the first place. Phew, we were confused! Video below.
Reuters reports: dry pet food made by Mars Petcare U.S. has sickened at least 79 people with a rare strain of salmonella, known as Salmonella enterica serotype Schwarzengrund, that cause bloody diarrhea. Humans simply handling the pet food can catch it, and strangely enough, no pets have been made sick.