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Welcome to Top Of The Food Chain, a column from Eat Me Daily's meatiest columnist, Ryan Adams. Every week we'll attempt to demystify the options available in your supermarket, breaking animals down piece by piece so that the next time you find yourself staring at endless Styrofoam containers, you'll be able to [...]
Here's a creepy commercial for Burger King, a bizarre parody that combines Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back" and SpongeBob Squarepants. Sample lyric: "I like square butts and I cannot lie." The ad is complete with dancers shaking their phone book-packing butts — this is promoting their 99 cent kids' meal?