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In a possible attempt to goose sales, Libby's (owned by Nestlé S.A., the multinational packaged foods company) seeded fear before Thanksgiving by warning everyone that it might not have enough canned pumpkin to satisfy demand, blaming pumpkin scarcity on things like "soggy fields" and "fungus." Of course all the news outlets [...]
This ad for Camel cigarettes from the November 23, 1936 issue of Life Magazine takes a Thanksgiving theme, advising that "You enjoy food more and have a feeling of greater ease after eating when you smoke Camels between courses and after meals."
They quote Miss Dorothy Malone, a "food editor," who says "It's smart to have [...]
Here's the Thanksgiving-ized version of the "Ice Cream and Cake" commercial for Baskin-Robbins that's equally as brain-drilling as the original. Featuring pilgrims, Indians, and a turkey dancing on top of a turkey cake. People don't eat ice cream cakes on Thanksgiving, do they?
Above, "Massed Turkeys" in Luray, Virginia. Photograph by Alfred Eisenstaedt.
Programming note: We're taking the long weekend off. Don't listen to Andy Rooney when he tells you to work your ass off on Thanksgiving. It's okay if you buy a pie.
In its fourth annual incarnation, Talking Head David Byrne's Todomundo Thanksgiving Turkey molding competition definitely takes the cake for most inventive office party (not to mention the most tongue twisting title). For a few hours last Friday night, the colorful studio was home to eighteen molded turkeys, each created by the likes of creatives, musicians, [...]
A classic! From 1992! With outdated references to Darryl Strawberry and Mike Tyson! Quote:
Love to eat turkey cause it's good, love to eat the turkey like a good boy should...
Turkey for me, turkey for you, let's eat turkey in a big brown shoe...
Turkey turkey dee, turkey turkey dap, I eat that turkey and take a [...]
It's rather easy to ruin Thanksgiving for all those cold-hearted carnivores: Just get all sanctimonious and bum everyone out. In this PETA commercial, a charming little girl ambushes her family while saying grace, telling them about turkeys being "killed by people who think it's fun to stomp on their little turkey heads." For more controversy, [...]
Get the dog involved in the festivities with Merrick Thanksgiving Day Dinner Dog Food! 12 cans for $21.99 on Amazon. The description: "The house is filled with love and the wonderful smells of Thanksgiving infiltrate the air. Could it get any better as you fill your plate with juicy slices of turkey and all the [...]