The Onion files a damning piece on the state of food safety today titled "FDA Approves Salmonella," a parody reporting that the Food and Drug Administration "approved the enterobacteria salmonella for human consumption." The photoshop job of FDA director Stephen Sundlof holding up a plastic bag of salmonella is genius.
The Onion's AV Club does their weekly Taste Test, so we don't have to. This week they try home-made bacon-infused vodka: "There's really no need to dirty up such a clean-tasting cocktail with the brackish essence of salty meat."
From The Onion's photo series, Food & Dining: News in Photos.
The Onion's AV Club taste tests canned bread, canned cheese, and pickled sausage.