Those criminal masterminds of vegetarianism, PETA, have struck again. The animal rights group has somehow acquired a George Clooney-soaked gym towel and intend to synthesize the sweat to flavor tofu, or, um, CloFu, as they are delightfully calling it, reports EOnline.
Apparently personal privacy doesn't enter into animal rights, and it should be noted that [...]
This just made us so very sad. We understand if you're a vegetarian, but seriously, you're better off just making and eating a bunch of awesome sides than eating this sorry-looking vegetarian tofu loaf.