On last night's 30 Rock, Tracy Jordan made a figure out of cheese and crackers because his birthday wish didn't come true. Says Kenneth, "Mr. Jordan, I know you only make cheese friends when something's bothering you." His name was Daniel.
Tracy Morgan, in an interview with Maxim, explains why he got tattoo in a very sensitive place:
“I have a tattoo on the side of my penis that says stove top,” Morgan tells me proudly, referring to the instant stuffing mix. “I’m pretty well-endowed. A girl told me to get that because I stuffed her up [...]