File under unfortunate juxtapositions. [Via Bits & Pieces]
The AP reports Rocco DiSpirito "won't be cooking up any more moves" on Dancing with the Stars.
From Logo's The Big Gay Sketch Show comes The Paula Deen Diet, featuring such treasures as:
"Caramel fudge pork pancakes with pretzel pudding"
"A ham and icing sandwich between two pieces of slighty large ham"
"Sausage, egg and cheese, and flan muffins McMuffin"
The secret ingredient on Iron Chef: American this weekend was beeeeeeeeer.