We're enjoying Fake Michael Bay on Twitter, where he's envisioned as a man who hosts an annual endangered species BBQ, uses Sriracha as eye drops, and hang-glides to his therapist. A sample tweet from yesterday: "Best thing about being me? UNLIMITED pizza bagels."
Details are sparse: Justin is 28. He lives with his curmudgeonly 73 year-old dad. "He is awesome." The dad's wisdom is then entered into Twitter @shitmydadsays. Examples include:
Nutrition advice: "I didn't live to be 73 years old so I could eat kale. Don't fix me your breakfast and pretend you're fixing mine."
Cooking advice: "Don't [...]
Says @michelehumes: "Brunimia [broo-NEEM-ee-uh] -noun- Frequent episodes of eye-rolling and nausea following a Bruni media appearance."
As in "This morning, The Atlantic ran a post by Frank Bruni and a piece by Corby Kummer praising Bruni. I got a wicked case of brunimia coming on."
The backlash begins.
The $2,500 tweet.
This news is a couple of days old (we don't read the sports media), but San Diego Chargers cornerback and Pro Bowler Antonio Cromartie (@crimetime31) was fined $2,500 by his team for complaining about the food. The offending tweet: "Man we have 2 have the most nasty food of any team. Damn can [...]
Gael Greene tweets: "Just saw photo of Frank Bruni on Grub Street? Would you trade in your clunker and buy a new car from this man?" We don't see it.
Guy Fieri would like you to know that he is in New York City and not Kansas City. He tweeted: "In nyc shootin a piece for a major magazine that will be out in dec... So off da hook. Just fyi not in kansas city, someone sayin they're me"
Back in May a Guy Fieri impostor [...]
Gael Greene has a new toy: a kitchen towel embroidered with the name of her most famous sexual conquest, in hilarious food-pun form: "Elvis Parsley."
Kelly Choi (on Twitter with the all-caps username @KELLYCHOI) is very excited about the ratings for Top Chef Masters, and thusly tweets: "Top chef masters ratings up up up and rockin!! The Master chefs rooooool.... Tx so much!!!"